Interview with Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool
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Watch out for the chimichangas! We managed to capture the big-mouthed mercenary between two improbable stunts! Get ready for an interview that will break the fourth wall! 🎭🌮
Q: Deadpool, how do you manage your double life as a crazy mercenary and Marvel movie star?
Oh, it's simple! I kill people, I make jokes, I look at the camera, and I do it again! The hardest part? Convincing the writers to let me say bad words. Good thing I have my regeneration power to survive all the bullshit they make me do... even if the producers are constantly censoring my best lines. Real killjoys, I swear!
Q: They say you revolutionized the world of superheroes. Is it true that you teach classes on breaking the fourth wall?
Oh, if only! I tried to set up a school called "Meta-humor and Improbable Stunts for Super-Dummies", but it didn't really take off. Apparently, "Chimichangas!" is not enough as a marketing slogan. Who would have thought? But hey, I remain convinced that my techniques have inspired a whole generation of heroes... or at least people who know how to talk to themselves without seeming crazy!
Q: Do you have any beauty tips for our readers who would like to have skin as... textured as yours?
My secret? A good acid bath in the morning and a nuclear UV session in the evening. For exfoliation, nothing beats a good C4 explosion! And if you ever have a pimple, a little katana blow and presto, problem solved! Well, on the other hand, avoid fighting Wolverine on days when you want to keep your face intact, it grows back strangely sometimes.
I'm Deadpool, and you're watching Disney Channel! Wait, isn't that it?
Q: Why are fans so obsessed with you? Aside from your devastating charm, of course.
- My "tacos and violence" diet is all the rage among moviegoers
- I'm living proof that you can be an anti-hero AND wear red spandex.
- My techniques for surviving anything inspire stuntmen around the world
- I started the katana trend as the ultimate fashion accessory
- My ability to break the fourth wall, and frankly, who hasn't dreamed of being able to critique their own film while it's being filmed?
And there you have it, that's all we could get out of our favorite talkative mercenary before he went back to beating up bad guys... or ordering chimichangas. It's hard to say with him! And you, dear reader, what's your most WTF Deadpool moment? The time he tried to use his regeneration power to clone an army of mini-Deadpools? When he confused Nick Fury with Samuel L. Jackson? Or maybe when he tried to convince Wolverine to do a musical comedy duet? Drop your most meta anecdotes in the comments!